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★★★★★

Quality +100
Durability +100
Charisma +9001

Bonus: wearing this shirt literally makes you the best looking in your group and has the ability to make your friends jealous.

- Josh on May 26, 2021

★★★★★

This shirt is awesome! I also want to mention that Geraud (owner/operator) is very helpful and open to questions and problems.

- Rob Breininger on May 04, 2021

★★★★★

I'm convinced someone snuck into my bedroom while I was asleep, took my measurements then made this shirt and shipped it to me. Fits perfectly and is super comfy. Plus I feel like I'm ready to enter battle with this design and the sleeves rolled up just a little.

- Karim E on Feb 04, 2021